Directionally Challenged?

8/18/2026

Left/right, up/down, in/out, which is the way?

Follow the map, but it won’t always say

Ride up or down, as per your inclination

Wrong way won’t mean eternal damnation

Should you happen to get all turned around

No downside to riding the up side down

And, at times, a climb can turn out sublime

Though double-black downhills may be your downfall

I’m rarely inclined to ride a steep climb

But, I’ll assent to a gentle ascent

I am not up for drops, most of the time

But won’t decline a decent descent

Don’t deride a ride ‘til you’ve ridden both sides

The fun way is not always just one way

Hard to know the score if y’ain’t been there before

Gotta try it to find out it’s a riot

But, if you want directions that are fun without doubt

TNR guides know the trails, inside and out.

Join us, Town Forest and see what it’s all about

Meet Tuesday, 5:45 at 750 Coaching Lane, Brownsville